Enki fear and hunger

By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I'm talking about

My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!

whenever someone is like weirdly hostile or needlessly rude to me online i just attribute it to the fact that theyre obviously just an alt account of the one person i cant stand. this isnt true but it means no haters exist in my eyes

That damn whale is sending me anon hate. Let’s kill it girls!

rules for hanging out with me

The dionysian mysteries

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

your brain is unfathomably colossal

the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

love getting normal texts from my gf